Hey, Who are you?!

If you know a Nick, your welcome here. if you are a Nick, your doubly welcome. if you dont know a nick, then go away,LOL, joking, you also welcome.

Don't get sad, Get Glad!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA nick your so funny.

Thank you for reading ladies and gentlemen.

A funny picture...

Look! There jedi squirrels!!!!!!

Jokes

These are some of the cool jokes that I have heard. Some of them i made up too. Make sure you tell all your friends so you wont forget!
So... we're all in heaven at the Pearly Gates, and Saint Peter comes up to us and says "You can all come in except you can not step on the ducks, Cause God loves the ducks. so we go and and start walking around and we see (any name you want. exe, Bob) Bob, chained to a really, really, ugly, and i mean ugly girl, so were all like "dude! what happend!", and Bob goes "i stepped on a duck". So now we know what happens when we step on a duck. So we walk around the block, enjoying the morning, when all the sudden you happen on (any name you want. exe, Wendy) Wendy, chained to this really really ugly, and i mean ugly, guy so you go, "dude! what happend to you?!" and Wendy says"I stepped on a duck". The next morning you are riding your bike to see the Pearly Gates when you see (any name you want. exe, Nick) Nick, chained to this hot hot hottie. So you say "Dude! how in heaven did you get so lucky!?" and the hot hot hottie goes "I stepped on a Duck" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Its a very very funny joke is'nt it?